爸爸回家喜滋滋地告诉妈妈，乖小宝说啦，她长大后要当总统！
虽然知道乖小宝习惯性地今天属鸡明天属鸭，但当总统，这么远大的理想还是第一次听说喔。当总统为的啥呀？
When I am president, I will fight for freedom and fairness!
妈妈听了心潮澎湃，瞧瞧娃这话说得，忒有高度吧。Donald Trump，你给咱一边站去吧。想到入住白宫简直是指日可待，为广大纳税人着想，未来总统她爸她妈觉得有责任多听听总统候选人的竞选演说。
When I am president, I am going to say it is okay for kids to wear high heel shoes! It is so not fair kids can't wear high heel shoes! Children should be able to wear whatever they want! 【画外音：谨记，关键词是fair和freedom】
敢情总统，她，她，是因为不能穿妈妈的高跟鞋耿耿于怀才决定闹革命啊。
高跟鞋革命，教科书上写起来恐不好听耶，可纵观历史，改朝换代不多是因为哪里有压迫哪里有反抗吗？而且乖小宝深谙为官之道耶：When I am president, I will also make myself the president of the shoe factory, I will make all the shoes for the kids, the high heel ones, the prettiest of all!
官商勾结，利益输送，肥水不流外人田，所有政治人物有的都有了，那还等什么呢。Jolin for President！
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