千年老妖

乖小宝想穿新衣，妈妈不愿意，旧衣服还好好的，没破没脏为什么不能穿，乖小宝听了振振有辞，I have been wearing them for thousands years!

写信给发小伊丽莎白，突然自己冒出一句，I have known E for a long time! 多久？ Thousands of years! 你几岁啦？！Oh, no, maybe i know her for 10 years?

妈妈由此推断，乖小宝不仅极会夸大其词而且数学很糟糕嘛！