迂回

乖：Mommy, your dress is pretty!
妈（喜滋滋地）：Thank you。
乖：Mommy, I think this dress is too small for you.
妈（赶紧看镜子，又胖了吗？！）：喔
乖：Mommy, I don't have a wedding dress.
妈（哦原来你这是设局子让你老妈跳呢）：喔
乖：Mommy, I don't have a wedding dress yet.
妈（假装听不懂）：喔
乖（这个妈妈很拎不清耶，看来只有点醒她了）：Mommy, I don't have a wedding dress， and your dress is too small, I think you should give it to me so I have a wedding dress.
妈（@#@#@%&)：喔