Wednesday, July 27, 2011

错误答案

从超市购物出来,乖小宝和妈妈各提着两袋往家走。乖小宝的劳动热忱永远是高的,特别愿意帮忙,当然小人也希望因此得到大人的赞扬就是了。通常妈妈这时都是不遗余力地大力表扬的,可这一晚,妈妈忘了。

乖小宝于是自提话题,mommy, am I helpful? When I was little, I was sweet but now I am sweet and helpful! (乖小宝夸起自己来可是毫不含糊地!)

这么一个考验乖小宝的绝佳时刻,岂可放弃?妈妈点头肯定乖小宝的表现后,很现实地道出自己的忧虑,是啊,以后你不住在家里就没人帮妈妈提了!

乖:爸爸可以帮你啊!(你说这孩子咋就这么不开窍,连妈妈想听的答案都不懂!)
妈:爸爸,哼,爸爸到时很老了,可能提不动了!
乖:那你可以用超市的车把东西推回家。(不孝女喔,要妈妈象homeless people一样推着超市的车在街上行走?更加错误的答案嘛!看来不给点hints不行了)
妈:你不可以回家来帮妈妈吗?
乖:Oh yeah, you can call me, i will come home to help. But you know, I might be in a different country, like Russia, or Japan, then you will need to ask someone else to help you.

是啥人说的养儿可以防老? 错, 错,错!

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