A letter to Santa

乖小宝让妈妈代笔写信给圣诞老人，信和妈妈的点评如下。

Dear Santa:

Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho! （通常给圣诞老人的信都要先力证自己为什么值得收到礼物，但乖小宝不肯落入俗套只肯问好了事。如此懒惰，妈妈觉得圣诞老人有理由不理会乖小宝的愿望）

May I please have a princess and a prince， a wedding girl and a prince, a real one? （乖小宝和妈妈强调无数次一定要和圣诞老人表明自己要的是human）Please put them in a bag and give them to me. （愕然，得多大的麻袋啊） They need to bring with them cookies with chocolates, cupcakes filled with sprinkles, and a cake with candies on top. （买二送三，好料不嫌多) Thank you!

Yours,
Jolin

P.S.: Please say hi to Mrs. Claus. （乖小宝很好奇圣诞老人的太太怎么不一起出来）

妈妈为圣诞老人发愁，任务太艰巨了吧！